We all (should!) know that if you play "Smoke on the Water" or "Stairway to Heaven" in a guitar store, you run the risk of getting briskly tossed out on your keester. The question a friend asked, are there equivalents for other instruments? I suggested "Take 5" for saxophone, or perhaps "Yakkity Sax". What songs should I avoid?
Edit: Qualified the "all"